Do you know any jokes?


Here are some funny old jokes that aren’t as funny anymore, could reading them get the funny bone cracking again? Read them and comment on which ones made you laugh:

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

2. Why did the chicken cross the road? If it didn’t, there’d be no joke.

3. Why did the chicken cross the road? It has nowhere else to go, after all, that’s all the joke allowed.

4. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too chickened not to.

5.  Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was in its way.

6. Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo on my head.

7. If Chuck Norris ever got caught by the police, he’ll let them off with a warning.

8. Chuck Norris don’t read, he stares at the book until it gives him the information he needs.

9. Moses can part the red sea, Chuck Norris can part the Earth in half.

10. What does the Kraken do during its spare time? Crackin’ jokes.

11. Why does time exist? If it didn’t we would have no life.

12. What do you call a vegetarian who is allergic to vegetables? Dead.  

Leave a comment! 🙂

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Published in: on 2011/03/15 at 7:49 PM  Comments (3)  

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  1. pffft.. I’ve heard so many of these before…

  2. Even the last one?

  3. hmm u need some new jks!


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